Questions before Bed

Mommy, why do you have blue eyes?
Because my mommy and daddy have blue eyes.
Mommy, who's your mommy and daddy?
Grammy and Pappy.
WHAT? Grammy and Pappy?
Yup.
Stunned Silence

Who's Daddy's mommy and daddy?
Grandma and Grandpop.
Grandma and grandpop?
Yes
More Stunned Silence

Then why do you call daddy Daddy?
Because you do. Sometimes I call him matt
Why do you call him Matt?
Because that's his name... Matt Mutchler. DO you know what my name is?
Aunt Alison?
No Alison Mutchler
What's Connor's name?
Connor Hageman
Why is he a hageman?
Because his daddy is a hageman... Do you know my name used to be Alison Kern and my sister is connor's mommy, Stacy... just like you and nicholas are brothers.
Corn? Smiling and giggling a little
No Kern.

At this point, it all just becomes too much for him and he is quiet... taking it all in.

It's so neat to blow his mind right before bed. :)